The Toll Men

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Copyright 2006 Matt Canham

I got an email from a friend of mine here not so long ago. He is
late 20s - a few years younger than me - and in this email, he
told me how he had taught himself to swim.

He explained in great detail the embarrassment of holding on to
the edge of the pool blowing bubbles, practising the breathing
technique before graduating to a kick board and doing laps up
and down the pool.

With continued effort, he managed to teach himself to complete a
lap of freestyle and now here he is - 5 months later - swimming
1 mile each day. He isn’t going to be trialling for the Olympic
team anytime soon, but he has become proficient at it after a
relatively short while.

So too, does it go with learning stand up comedy. It might feel
like blowing bubbles at times and can you either sink or swim up
on stage, but it is a skill you can learn and like any other,
you can get so good at it, it can become a way to make money.

The bubble blowing of stand up comedy.

I think one of the most important initial steps should be to
watch comedians who are already established. Live performances
are best, or DVDs of live performances, where you can see the
performer in their element doing what they do best.

When you are ready to practise breathing techniques, watch each
comedian and make a note of how they construct their jokes. Take
note of their delivery, their timing. Is the punchline obvious?
Try to think about why you find a joke funny. Even better,
observe the way they react when a joke receives only a mild
reaction.

As for the whole issue of copying, here is where I stand. If you
directly take the words of another person and deliver them
yourself, that is stealing material. However, if you take a
concept and improve on it, then that is fair game. A lot of
people have made millions by improving inventions by only 10%,
why shouldn’t a student of comedy have the same opportunity?

There is also the issue of delivery. Just because something
bombs for one comic, doesn’t mean it will be the same for the
next guy. In most cases, the failure is the result of the actual
performer, not the show and in fact, once you have a routine and
some jokes, your work should be on improving the performer.

The first step is to be honest with yourself. If you are cynical
and full of hatred, that’s ok, that’s who you are. Similarly, if
you have the most positive outlook on life, then that should set
the tone for your act. Audiences will relate to people who are
honest and comfortable in their own skin. Audiences aren’t dumb.
They can sense people who attempt to put on or try to form an
image. If it’s incongruent with your body language, your
mannerisms and your vibe, you will be blown out and bomb.

The next step after blowing bubbles is to graduate to the kick
board - the actual jokes or material you will be performing. For
comedy to be effective, it has to be congruent with who you are
- we already know this. So too, do the subject matter for your
comedy. It has to be personal and about things that are
interesting or important to you. A big part of what makes it
funny, is the enthusiasm towards the subject from the comic. It
should be something you are at least passionate about so people
watching will think, this guy knows a lot about this.

How effective would Tim Allen have been if he didn’t like cars
and power tools?

The best way to go about the material gathering phase is to
write down your interests, your hobbies and then all the things
about those that you like, dislike and amuse you. Chances are if
they amuse you, they will also amuse others.

Once you have material, you are ready to start swimming. At
first, it will feel weird, your timing will be off and you’ll
most likely get water up your nose. Don’t worry - it’s all part
of the process. It will take some time to work out how your
jokes, your personality and your timing fit in with each other.
The important thing is to practice. At home, at work, at the bus
stop, practise on anyone that will listen. Test single jokes,
test openers, test it all.

Only when you are the stage where you can put a few laps
together, should you think about performing. Remember, you have
to get over your fear of the water, learn how to blow bubbles
and use the kick board before you can swim.

For a ten year old, life in the city was no picnic. There were gangs to be avoided, scuffed-bare dusty lots where impromptu baseball games reigned. Being small of stature, I never got picked for a team until everybody else was chosen. We played marbles in the dirt and wandered through abandoned cemeteries, peering at headstones, resurrecting in our minds the lives of the dead people.

Then one day we moved to the country. Suddenly I lived in a huge twenty-seven room hotel with no neighbors at all. From the top of the hill behind us I could see the buildings of a sheep and turkey farm. In one direction about a mile down the road a town dump existed. But in the other direction, a deep dark-water lake nestled between the road and (to me) towering cliffs.

Born of the ice age, an ancient glacier scoured an eighty-foot deep chasm that filled with icy spring water. though very deep in the middle, Cedar Lake shallowed out into a spoon-shaped pond filled with lily pads and dragonflies. Plenty of rainbow trout and sunfish cruised under the pads.

Near the pond stood an old abandoned ice house, the sturdy chute starting at water level and soaring at a steep angle to a high window. the electric age ended the need for an ice house which now provided a home for mice, snakes, and a family of snowy owls. The morning sun glinted off their silent white wings, whoo-ing across the lake.

Protected by a high hill, the glass-smooth water presented a pristine surface for my canoe to float on. Passing the home of a large catfish family, a small dam at the other end of the lake gave fishermen an ideal platform. A large building set a few yards behind the dam contained a fascinating collection of wheels, gears, rotting leather belts and long work tables. Thirty years empty, the room told a story of its former industry. A seam of pure kaolin clay was discovered nearby and mined for sale to the kilns of Southern New Jersey. Famed for its white fine-grained quality, this clay found its way into homes across the country as fine porcelain.

Saying good-bye to the large snapping turtle that lived there, I paddled up the lake to a favorite spot to swim. The sun warmed the top layer of water to a depth of two feet. below this, the water swiftly cooled to a chilly fifty degrees. My brother and I were good swimmers and we had no fear of the deep water.

An hour fishing in the shallows usually netted a few sunfish. We watched them swimming around in the bucket, while we sucked on wounded fingers pricked by needle-rich dorsal fins. We never cooked them, but released them for another day.

A little further in the woods behind the pottery factory we could hear the shouts of a Boy Scout camp. For eight weeks, the camp Nobibosco boys would learn woods craft, play sports, build teepees and get poison ivy. One day we ran back to the house with the news that the whole lake turned to milk! A clay seam had opened up at the spring end near the factory and quickly spread throughout the lake, exiting in the waterlily pond at the other end. While not good for out summer guests, dire predictions ended three weeks later when the water cleared.

Every season brought new adventures on the lake. It was fun watching the ice fishermen in the Winter, bringing them hot coffee and staring at the telltales, willing them to move. Spring brought the excitement of Rainbow Trout Day when hundreds of baby trout were dumped into their new home. Autumn was glorious and sad, but Summer was pure magic.

As I get older, early memories attain more significance.

Obviously you communicate with customers by words, both written and spoken, but they are also picking up strong messages by other means which could have a significant influence on whether they choose to continue to do business with you.

What impression does the appearance of your staff give customers? Many traditional businesses still have strict rules on suitable clothes for work - they know their staff are more likely to be taken seriously in formal dress than in jeans and T shirts. Conversely, creative and high-tech companies encourage casual clothing.

Similarly, absolutely everything which represents your business must convey a coherent message, whether it be your premises, vehicles, packaging or equipment. Any small glitch in the message, such as a dirty van with cigarette packets strewn on the floor, or poorly-maintained tools, can sow the seed of doubt in your customer’s mind about your professionalism or integrity.

Body language can belie the words we are saying to customers. How much faith do you have in a sales assistant who avoids making eye contact? Would you happily approach them for help if they stood glaring at you with their arms crossed?

Your own attitude to your job influences the messages customers are picking up from you - are they going to feel valued if you are having a bad day, or will they sense your distraction and impatience and take it personally?

The actions your business takes are the ultimate communication with its customers. If you have promised delivery by noon and nothing has turned up, it will be very hard to convince them that customer service is important to you. Better to under-promise and over-deliver.

For example, there is an internet book service I use regularly which informs me when my books have been dispatched and provides an estimated delivery date. Each time the package turns up a couple of days early. The result - customer satisfaction and repeat orders, not to mention glowing recommendations to friends.

In the end, any customer will tell you that clever mission statements and expensive advertising are meaningless if the goods are not delivered or the sales assistant is offhand.

Andy Britnell specialises in sales and customer service training for the private and public sectors. Go to http://www.andybritnell.co.uk/ and you can sign up for my FREE short monthly newsletter and FREE e-mail coaching.

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